Friday, December 24, 2010

Thoughts about France and Ivory Coast

Some weeks ago, the same day, there were two elections of utmost importance!

French had two competing elections for their beautyfulest Miss. So they have now two Miss France.
Ivory Coast had one presidential election, and is stuck with two competing presidents, neither of them would recognize his defeat.

Poor French! Each nation has the problems it deserves!
When I think two weeks ago (or was it two centuries ?) they were leading Revolutions... Well...
My boyfriend Nyarly is jacking up until He'd bleed about all this!

Time for Wishes

Feeble humans,

We, the Great Old Ones, wish you to die tonight with horrible sufferance and cosmic horror!
This birthday of what some of you call your "Savior" was saluted by Stars, may these be Right tonight!
Hopefuly, the coming year will be the last of your supremacy on this dusty rock you call "the world".

And continue to search a real usage for these thingy iPads and other tablets many of you will get at the foot of your tree tonight.
It leaves Us time to think to your non-future!

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Already a new Winter Solstice ?

Times accelerate these eaons... Preparing the Festival with my Old Mate the Great Cthulhu. Stay tuned to get news about coming floods!

Oh, and no way to search Wikileaks archives about Us. We, The Great Old Ones, have nothing to do with diplomats!

More horrors lurking next to your doorstep!

Monday, May 24, 2010

Space Exploration

Feeble humans have a hard time going into space.

Some years ago, during the so called "Cold War" (seems an instant for Me) they were eager to put whatever means to ride farther in space, on the moon and beyond.
Ready to kill whoever opposes to their side.
These days, they don't have the will to go outside their commercial orbits.

They did it many times though. Colonization seems graven in their genes.
America, Asia, Africa. The (soon to be former) masters of this world got all territories they could.

Nowadays, they're stopped by mere budget troubles.

Is this race faltering at last ?

I guess the real reason is they found no one to kill and spoil, for now.

Next time, they'll be the natives.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

More Finance

Hmmm... Maybe We, The Great Old Ones should found a bank to skin our cultists to the bones!

Decidedly, this Finance thingy needs more of My attention. Stay atune while I get something up!

Friday, April 30, 2010


It was a time when "IP" meant "Internet Protocol". The basis of this thingy enabling you to read this post...
These days, even articles on geek sites like this Slashdot take "IP" for "Intellectual Property".
What a change in so few time!
We, The Great Old Ones are well aware of Change. But We see and yield it on long eaons you feeble humans can barely cope with.


Why do you, especially your leaders, politics, economics, financials... Why do you lose time with such petty questions ?

I mean, the Internet Protocol is a tremendous technology. It was never patented. Open to everyone wanting to use it.
What's this mess protecting not so new ideas for greedy profit ?

Well... I should not complain. It will serve Us. Nonetheless, if you kill yourself and your guts with such bullshit, the meat won't be so tasteful for Us when we finally get you!

So please, don't spoil Our fest!

Do not sue, Fight! (preferably with sharp blades)
Do not think for you petty profit, there'll be none eventually!
Eat more and more so your flesh will be plenty!
Don't care about Future, We will handle it!
And, most importantly, don't kill yourselves you silly! What will remain for Us to eat ?
If you do, We'll be obliged to come down on another world... Think of other aliens so called civilizations we'll wreak havoc!

Well... we'll get'em all eventually!

Saturday, April 24, 2010


I've lost my iFungus 4G prototype, and this sciences Gizmodo found it and leaked it!

Wonder if some airways company will offer Me a fly away from the Boss, and some drink to forget!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


Too much is too much. Can't stand my liquor after several days of party. Maybe those gases are going to my head, too...

Well... It seems my Lloigor friends need some help.
They were not as secret as usual, this time.
See the "LL" on the pic ? It means all!

I should've warn them about froggies...

Never mind. Just some bullshit and the next bubble will get momentum. Maybe a new quake or something to keep your feeble human minds occupied, We'll see, hehe!

Meanwhile, here is a preview of what will happen next to your home!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Sure You Wonder How We Can Make So Huge A Cloud

Silly Humans! You still don't understand how powerful, We, The Great Old Ones, are, ney ?

Al right, I'll explain how we covered the North Sea with ashes. Not a huge achievement for Us, anyway.

So, when Ithaqua decided to have His party, He had some conditions: must be far in the North where His powers are greater, there must be wind, big wind, and He loves clouds, too.
When You have Friends like the Cthonians attending to Your Party, and the place is a volcanic island, lost in the Northern Sea, covered with Ice, surrounded with winds, it's not complicated.

The main problem for Our Cthonians Friends is that they don't like water. They almost can't suffer to see it, I mean.
So They had to reach the place tunneling far away in the roots of the oceanic plateau, bringing rocks, lavae, gases, hydrocarbure for the fun.
When They came to the surface, by the volcano's chimney, the ice covering it melted in huge clouds.
The Wendigo dancing with strippers made the clouds whirl.

That's It. No Magick here. Just physical and natural forces.

But, hey! What if We turned this into a supervolcano ? The clouds would plunge the whole planet in a nuclear winter.

If you don't know what I'm speaking about, take a look at this:

Latest small one, in 1815, was named The Year Without A summer
Small, but caused much havoc and death among Humans...

I'll feed this idea to the brides. Stay tuned for the marriage. All the Human Race (and their pets) will be invited, this time!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Great Party In The North!

I told you last time Mother Hydra was with Ithaqua. Now it's official!

Ithaqua is currently feasting the burial of His bachelorhood in Iceland. No wonder that's making some clouds!
Pity humans stopped their flights too early for Us to get some appetizers. But the Party is only at its beginning!

No, I won't tell you Who assists, it would lead to too much mess with Ol'Dagon, and surely with the Bride.
Didn't even imagine Ithaqua was so HARD. Almost exhausted Me already ;)

Saturday, March 20, 2010

CTHONIANs Are Moving

Great migration time for the Cthonians. Some went East in Turkey for winter holydays, some prefered Chile but the main tribe got some sunny time in the Caribbeans!
Don't worry, They will be near your home soon! Get ready if you can!

Hmmm... And for those of you feeble humans, who thought to escape by hiding in your basement, don't count on this!
Mother Hydra and Her progeny will take care of your silly refuge if you are living too near the see level (or not), as She did on France Atlantic coast!

No need to bring an earthquake to get a flood, as you see... Just some wind and a timy tide.

Oh, and for those who are looking for gossip and peoples newsbreak, here is a scoop:
Mother Hydra isn't with ol'Dagon anymore. She took arm and luggage and progeny and went with Ithaqua. The storm and flood was there engagement party!

Stay tuned for the marriage, it promises much wreak and havoc!
You will be expected, of course, as food or merely amusement!

Friday, January 1, 2010


May it be full of madness, utter horror and savage rites and orgies!

Not much time to write these eaons, hope to give you some news more regularly in '10. Many uncanny things to come, stay tuned!

May the Stars be Right for you all!