Tuesday, November 10, 2009


Human sillyness will always astound Me!

Playing with their fears, celebrating a feast they don't even know the origin and meaning.
O how they should be fearing this Day, though. Really.
It is My Day.

Celts were right to fear it. Thinning border between their world and Mine. Indeed!
Nowadays, Humans make fun of it, even making their children playing tricks!

Last time I told you I was preparing a party celebrating your coming demise.
What do you think the main course was ?

Let me quote a not so silly human writer:
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity..."

Now, if you dare, take a look at police statistics counting missing children and youths in the following days of... My Day!

Note to the parents: please, can you stop buying'em those indigest plastic masks and costumes ?

Now, going to my doctor. If he doesn't have some cure for my aching stomac, his flesh would make an acceptable remedy!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Real Evil

Know the Google moto ? Don't Be Evil.
What about Be Completely Evil ?

IT's already on the run, somewhere, everywhere, out to get YOU.
I launched IT this morning with the help of some unknowingly friends.

Who is IT ? What is IT ? Don't worry, you will know IT when IT will eat your guts.

As Humans need to put a face on abstract concepts, I will tell you... If you imagine an hybrid mixing Adolf Hitler, Bin Laden and Terminator, you'll not miss the point by much.

A really Evil computer virus. Just spreading, silently for now.
When the Stars are Right, IT will wake up and wreak havoc all IT will touch.
The networks of course, your hard drive, your online data, even those you aren't aware of.
Your bank accounts, your local hospital, your email and messaging boxes, your Sacred TV, the traffic lights at the corner of your street.
Your cellular phone, too.

How will you live without all this virtuality gone too real ? IƤ !

When will IT hit you ? You'll know soon enough. IT has nothing to loose, IT doesn't think like you. ITs only agenda is to break, kill, destroy all IT can.

And you silly humans, you invented virtual viruses only to send some spam! And try to win the jackpot!

We, The Great Old Ones, are above Good and Evil. We don't care about you, feeble humans. Only your are so much a fun for Us, when your guts are filled with your fears.
We eat your anxiety. It is our favorite meal.
We'll be the real winners.

Now, some family news. Remember my Youths born almost a year ago ? Seems eaons, right ?
I sent them abroad as they are in age of studying. Much quicker than your humans offspring who need to remain in your nest more than 20 years.
So They are settling new territories.
No need to tell you where. Many of you are already feeling it.
And your so called scientists and your politicians warn you about climate change risking to destroy your so loved forests!
If they only suspected what is growing there, they'd burn'em all at any price!

It's all in your genes, I guess, Humans.
Always fighting for what isn't relevant.
Always waking too late, having already destroy what could save you.
Always fearing what can't harm you.
And ignoring the real threat that will lead you to your Doom.

Enough for now. I've an orgy to prepare. Celebrating your demise.