Summer Solstice

At last, Sun is on Her descending path... This season will be hot! Autumn will be Bloody!

Just came back from some holidays in Fukushima, Japan. Forests will grow quickly there. Spring is the best time to Seed!
Feeble humans fear the Ocean and Dagon's Wrath. They don't suspect What is lurking in their back while they are watching on the coast!
I made interesting encounters while swimming near the fault. Ocean life can be tremendous when Evolution is helped by some radiations...
Interbred Myself and some of My Youths with these nuclear marine novelties and brought back the products to brood under earth. Once fully growth, dummy ecologists won't praise the Forest anymore!
Youth clad in black scales! No armor nor weapon would avail against these!

Now back in Europe for the Festivals season. Those silly new age dumbass don't know how near the Truth they are when expecting the end of their world...
Some My Youths played with germinated seeds, too, while I was away. Just a kids game for now. Now is the right season to grow and harvest.
Five fruits and vegetable a day ? And bloody diarrhea for the night!
Bonfires and Hydromel for the survivors!
Let there be music, songs, and prayers! Many of these wannabe Pagans don't even know the real meaning of their ceremonies... They will find out soon... Too soon for their Sanity!

Music and gardening, and bucolic fest until the Sun rises on a devastated landscape. That is Poetry!

Will write a cook book, one of these days, to teach feeble humans how to savor My garden products.
Now I'm off, need to negociate some EU grant for My new agro company... It was an idea of my lover Nyarly: make them pay for their demise!
His humor will always make Me melt!

Hey! WTF ?!?

Madness is Our Realm! We, The Great Old Ones, are the Only Ones to yield this WMD!

But, what's this shit ? What about this froggy wreaking havoc Our media plan ?

I can assure you it's not an Avatar of Nyarlathotep!
It's not one of My Thousand Youths!
It's not even one of Our minions, escaped from Our vaults nor of one of your sanitariums!

Who is he ?

Just a froggy who tried to climb too high for his guts!

This looser is called DSK in his own country. History will recall less than three letters from his name...

Finance wonderfully leads to madness... This lamer may have too much read the hidden grimoire nECONOMICon...

Squid in space

Squid go into space – for the sake of humanity

HAHAHAHAHA!

Poor Humans! They need a multibillion scrap heap to send a poulp into space!

Don't worry, feeble Humans, other babies with real wings will shortly come down for you from outter space!

Last time before I leave you!

Shudde M'ell! For the last time, PLEASE STOP FARTING IN BED!

These holidays in Spain should have been a dream and you made it a nightmare!

You silly tunnel digger!

They got him, finally!

Coming back a week too late, We had some cleaning to do on the east cost of Japan. What a party it was, there!

And now learning these christian fanatics finally got this muslim fanatic nemesis wanabe moron, this Ben Laden.

Reminds Me of another Yemenite dumbass, trying to make much advertisement writing about things he couldn't even begin to understand, poor human... And surely expecting to rip some royalties from it.
As boonty, he got only ripped by one of our inferior demons. We didn't even bother to act Ourselves!

I know the OBL's videos will stay for a while, just as the Al Hazred book stand centuries of well deserved autodafés.

Let this be a fair warning for those who pretend to be famous by world destruction: you all finish in the trash bin of History, you silly wannabe Nemesis.
If you want to wreck the Universe havoc, don't announce it on the net, just do it!

Good bye, mujahideen, hope your thousand virgins will pell your dried balls to the blood!

(Sorry to be rude, but We, Real Bad Great Old Ones, don't stand competition from so filthy motherfuckers)

Now going take some rest and fun. Our new Club Med in Tripoli is awesome! This colonel is the kind of mad arabs I love the more!

Stars shifting ?

Are the Stars Right for you ?

It doesn't really matters for you, feeble humans!
For Us They are on Their way to be Right!

Errr... What is this noise ?
Unrest in North Africa ? Not far from Egypt ?
Sorry, I must go at once. Seems the Time has come to join My former husband Nyarly in His favourite area!

You'll ear more news of Us soon without bothering reading this blog for a Time!

Good Score!

This past year was tremendous for Us!
Earth Quakes, Floods, Vulcanoes... They even killed more than the humans' petty wars!
Death toll caused by "natural" disasters was at its peak since 30 years.

Special prize for the Cthonians, Iää! Shudde M'ell! A'gnl ftagn hoopfnl nagl f'agn! Iää!

This year, the local star will be right: Maunder Minimum
At least, Ithaqua's winds will make you regret your petty global warming...

But more surprises will surely come! We're working on It!

Horrible New Year, feeble humans!