Birth

Many old legends tell pregnancy and birth were like dying and be born again... Nothing is more true in this case!
The semen N. put in Me yesterday worked hard and quick!
I delivered them all this morning, couldn't stand and feed them more. I handled them to My most robust nurses. How powerful these Youths are! They even killed some of the nurses, so eager they are to eat and grow!
I suspect N. has perfected His DNA enhancement techniques on Himself before dropping the worst ideas into those human minds. No wonder their genetic engineering companies are so successful in preparing the destruction of their own race!

These little ones won't become a pretext to give presents to human children! It'll be the other way around!
I've set My Hunters loose on the big city suburbs and poor areas missioned to bring back human children of the year to feed My new Youths. The occasion is too well timed, isn't it ?
Don't expect to see your favorite news report on this. Yuletide period isn't fit for neighborhood tragedy, especially concerning the poorer of the poor. So much bad news already hitting the stands, anyway.

Need to rest, now... Reading, some writing, and reflecting... Still too many questions without answers in those really strange aeons...
Maybe I'm just not accustomed to child bearing anymore. This will mend shortly.

Encounter

At last, I met my former lover, Nyarlathotep!

He seems to have much changed since last time I saw Him, during the witch hunts several centuries ago. And not so much, in fact...
Dear Nyarly. Always this sense of prettiness even in the most utter horror mongering.
He was wearing His current work suit, elegant but sober, in phase with the financial aces fashion. Even if one detail betrayed His overwork. He still had a GI's plate hanging round His neck, probably just coming back from one of His favorite battlefields!
Told Me He was just making some check and adjustments in the Big Apple mess before going west to handle the real economy as well as the virtual one. Can't wait to see the Chaos He will set in motion there, too!

No doubt now, the Stars are right! And the Sky is about to fall on this petty so-called civilization!

Between, the Tcho-Tcho people are moving, too... They're just beginning to defy this world leaders, it's only a matter of time before they advance openly toward the West. Chaugnar Faugn will soon wake up from His millenary sleep!
Others will wake up shortly now. From what Nyarlathotep told me, I guessed those boats runners, the Vendée Globe world tour, will meet more than just flying fishes and whales in the South Oceans! Never wonder why their boats had a tendency to sink near R'lyeh ?

One thing I don't fully understand yet, is this climate warming affair. No more ice covering the North Pole. Where is Ithaqua ? I guess my dear Nyarly has much to do with this than He pretends. Even if He assures Me this mess is entirely due to mankind recklessness, for once. He always tried to keep His little business tricks for Himself. But I see farer than He would like!

Well... I must rest now. As you may already have guessed, We didn't just talk! I have a new generation of offspring to bear and deliver. How potent my dear Nyarly still is! Doesn't seem to have aged a day through all these eaons!
I feel deep inside these new Youths will be specially strong and cunning! Will change Me of these mindless unfrozen Shoggoths!

Politics as (not so)usual

Now that election time is over, let's go back to work... Hard work.
Fostering this crisis isn't an easy job. Fortunately we have many allies in both current and future administration.
Take this Bernanke for instance. He was boasting to be a Great Depression specialist. And he does exactly what will lead to an even more abyssal economic crunch! All that without Our help!

Between, I finally found out where Young Nyarlathotep was hiding. I was right to think He had some responsibility in this mess... Can't tell here openly. Just say he's very close to Secretary Paulson and inspired most of his so-called plan.

As if these feeble humans could engineer something even approaching a real plan... Tsss...
We, Great Deities, are the only Ones with the skills to foster Great Plans. Humanity will understand this once more too badly, and much too early for the tastes of many!

This new administration they think will come to power after Yuletide will be the shortest of their era.

Well... Much remains to do to ensure the feast will be remembered for many generations of men. My good Nyarlathotep wants to have some fun during these festivities. I have to prepare some fireworks.
Stay tuned to your regular news channels, you'll soon see what I mean!

After that, real work will begin to show its results. Lack of jobs and purse troubles will be a memory of good ol'times for those chimps!

Times and Dimensions

My cultists and My Youths work well... How amazing My Youths are growing in these urban areas. Like in those ancient times before we had to hide far inside forests and woods.

Times are changing once more.

Remember when I was with young Nyarlathotep. We traveled about this world, before it went green, then gray. I assumed my female form, then. And He almost exhausted me, breeding and breeding. What a sexual power He had!
We even go threesome with Goddess Bast. What a delight to be both male with Her and female with Him! Wonder if we could make it once more together...

Modern cats are descending of The Offsprings of Us, Goddess Bast and Me...
You couldn't tell nowadays, as they have dwindle to these stuffy creatures humans believe are their pets...
Wait till they grow again! Christian fanatics and sorcerer hunters were right to immolate them in those "Middle Ages"!

Some Summoners keep to ask me how we, Ancient Ones, can live in several Times and Dimensions simultaneously.
When I can, I usually show them how their body can be split in several parts and they still live to feel it!
For those who have managed to yield the good Protections which keep Me to mend them, I learn how to travel through Times and Dimensions.
Usually that goes worse for them than being crushed by My tentacles!

I remember one of them who managed to jump about fifty times along all the Continuum, without knowing he was leaving behind a small part of his flesh and mind each time.
It would not have been really armful to him if the parts had remained in each place.

But, as Universal Laws are, which even Us Great Ancients can't amend nor fully understand, there was some sort of Vortex, a Time Tempest which wandered in each of the fifty locations, and got hold of each of the Summoner parts, whose had now growth to seem like the original.
And dropped them all exactly where the Summoner was. In the Siberian forest where he was roaming after coming back to his world, mindless, babbling and not even able to stand on two feet as his race had learned.

Recreated matter doesn't bear to be brought to its other Times or Dimensions clones!
Human scientists believed it was anti-matter but it was exactly the opposite!
Too much matter duplicated in different Dimensions reunited in the same place
Wonderful to see how a small human body can sprout this much energy!
And they still wonder what meteor did this!