Sunday, December 21, 2008

Politics as (not so)usual

Now that election time is over, let's go back to work... Hard work.
Fostering this crisis isn't an easy job. Fortunately we have many allies in both current and future administration.
Take this Bernanke for instance. He was boasting to be a Great Depression specialist. And he does exactly what will lead to an even more abyssal economic crunch! All that without Our help!

Between, I finally found out where Young Nyarlathotep was hiding. I was right to think He had some responsibility in this mess... Can't tell here openly. Just say he's very close to Secretary Paulson and inspired most of his so-called plan.

As if these feeble humans could engineer something even approaching a real plan... Tsss...
We, Great Deities, are the only Ones with the skills to foster Great Plans. Humanity will understand this once more too badly, and much too early for the tastes of many!

This new administration they think will come to power after Yuletide will be the shortest of their era.

Well... Much remains to do to ensure the feast will be remembered for many generations of men. My good Nyarlathotep wants to have some fun during these festivities. I have to prepare some fireworks.
Stay tuned to your regular news channels, you'll soon see what I mean!

After that, real work will begin to show its results. Lack of jobs and purse troubles will be a memory of good ol'times for those chimps!

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