Woa! Feeble humans! You are at last mixing your DNA with animals' ?
Great news!
Seems you are a bit late, though... I should invite some of you for dinner one of these days. My kitchen would upset you!
Still hesitating, huh ?
We, the Great Ol'Ones, did this for long eaons, though... Picking some molecule chains and mixing with others.
Never wondered why your DNA is so common with ape's, swine's, or even fish's ?
Silly you are.
You're just discovering you have your hated enemy's genes, those poor Neanderthals you hunted and ate so mercilessly (losing your body hair in the process, voracious you were), mingled with your so precious ones...
And it's just a matter of time you find with what creatures (or, surprise! plants or fungi) your chromosomes were mixed with.
Your so called bio genius and engineering have nothing to show Us, silly beasts!
Next plague will be a mutated mildew you thought would attack only those primitive vegetables you grow and eat.
Just tested it yesterday evening with some unexpected guests. They will be a fine decoration in my cozy entrance. I ever was fond of bonsai, especially when they're animated by remains of their former life.
That will change them and you of your fast food!
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